batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via je-nedonnepas-unemerde)

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

(Source: yonezu, via je-nedonnepas-unemerde)

elecrticity:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

i can’t stop laughing because of the fact my captain america the winter soldier dvd came with this:

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CAPTAIN AMERICA TRADING CARDS.

i’m gonna hunt chris evans down and ask him to sign my captain america trading cards

Are u coulson?

(via sophiefuckingchurcher)

toocooltobehipster:

"hey can i look at your phone?"

"yeah one min"

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(Source: toocooltobehipster, via je-nedonnepas-unemerde)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via je-nedonnepas-unemerde)

firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

(via asexual-romanoff)

peetalikestoast:

i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what

(Source: motorboaterr, via txlover)